There’s this guy..

no there isn’t. But I’ve been talking to this guy who works at my midnight snack shop (only when I’m on midnight snack runs). Every time I go through the same cycle of:

Look who’s working tonight! Good seeing ya!; to
Ok we’re blabbing hellos (shortest phase); to
He’d be cool to hang out with; to
Ok, he’s really talking a lot now… But I’ll let him wrap up this story then leave..
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat; to
Ya know, it’s interesting what people will talk about if you just listen; to
Oh shit, him suddenly making lots of references to activities he wants to do in an inviting way; to
Say something along the lines of “I don’t have an off day all week” before the direct invite; to
Me beginning my exit; to
Him saying “we should hang out sometime”; to
Me saying “definitely… see ya next time [next time I’m hungry at 2am that is]”

Did I mention that dude smells like a guy I used to date. No bueno.. Not because it stinks, it’s just a man-soap smell I don’t like.

Toodles, poodles