Straight up

It’s the Problem, bitch: My roomate’s gf lives right next to waffle house. If they want me to hang out with them I’m going to need her to do her part. That means offering to make a stop before she comes over.

I’m a Hustler, ask about me: maybe I’ll start hanging out with her so that roomie’s gf can be my waffle house ticket.

Because Cassidy’s split personalities are way cooler than J & Hyde will ever be. Straight up